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Joke of the Day

"I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the ""caulk"""

"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have like a lot of money."

"What did the ghost say to the prostitute? You're a horror!"

"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on The Voice"

"As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering"

"I can't believe all of this violence and rioting is happening... ... all because Craig Ferguson is leaving his show."

"Why does Jared love 6-inch subs? He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls"

"Make like a tree and... Make like a tree and use photosynthesis to turn sunlight into energy and use that energy to go and fuck off"

"Your neck tattoo says ""Only God can judge me,"" yet here I am."

"Apparently the police think the murder weapon was a colander. But that theory doesn't hold water."