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Joke of the Day
"What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final? HDMI"
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"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? TUH KEELLUHHH!!!"
"What do you call Trump riding the presidential plane? Hair Force One"
"Women have eggs and milk in them... And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen."
"I'm addicted to prescription glasses - Jay London"
"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"
"What does an American call a Canadian Dollar? A quarter."
"I call my mom santa.... Cause she is always calling me a ho ho ho"
"It's claimed Macaulay Culkin's health problems are linked to a difficult childhood. No sh1t. His parents forgot to take him on holiday 4 times"