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Joke of the Day
"It's like ""society"" expects you to wear ""different clothes"" every day."
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"I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money"
"If you're the guard at a Samsung store ... Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?"
"Transphobia"
"My German friend brought his newly-bought laptop to me... ...and said ""I shouldn't have bought one with a English keyboard. Can you tell me what this is?"" He then pointed at the space bar."
"Your parents brought you up! Don't bring them down."
"I was trying to catch some fog earlier... I mist."
"Golden words by a wise man:""If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel..."""
"What do a hot girl and my little toe have in common? I bang them both on my coffee table at night."
"How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, you fucking racist!"