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Joke of the Day

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because they're only good for making coffee."

"Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa? Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why? Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa."

"What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff badum tss"

"What did the lizard get at home depot? Reptile."

"Doctor wanted a semen sample, stool sample and urine sample. I gave him a pair of my underwear. Here, you sort it out."

"A University professor goes to his German doctor about a strange mole... ""Ich bin ein doctor."""

"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"

"15000 CCTV Cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit just because he is black it does not mean that he will steal anything. bloody racists !"

"Hezbollah put out a new Moisturiser... 100% Shi'a butter."