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Joke of the Day

"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because they're only good for making coffee."

"Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!"

"My favorite Irish Joke. Two Irish men walk out of a bar."

"So many people try to be hip To me it is kind of a waist"

"What do you call a picture of an electric piano? Photosynthesis!"

"They say being a hostage is difficult - but I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."

"My favorite joke: How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!"

"Fastest readers in history. The fastest readers in history were 9-11 jumpers. They went threw 114 stories in 7 seconds"

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is great advice for a performer. Restaurant owners, on the other hand..."

"Why did the belt get arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out."