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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad to see New York getting in the spirit of Halloween! New Orleans in 2005 was a great costume choice!"

"When someone says ""No Biggie"", I reply with ""not since 97"" and immediately break down crying"

"WANTED: Good looking girl to jog in front of me while I run. Can't be fast."

"How hungry do you have to be to eat feces? ...just hungry enough to get McDonald's."

"What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call orgies... ...the big bang courtesy of reds"

"""How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?"" ""It's a really obscure number, you probably haven't heard of it."""

"I had a friend who got fired working in a urine testing lab.... he wouldn't say why but personally, I think, it was because he was taking the piss..."

"I hurt my knee the other day... ...but I'm not sure if it was my low knee or my high knee."

"Why can't you run in camp sites? Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out."

"Kate Keller is not a good mother. After learning that her daughter, Helen Keller, got turned down by a boy, she asks: ""Are you seeing someone?"""