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Joke of the Day

"I'm glad to see New York getting in the spirit of Halloween! New Orleans in 2005 was a great costume choice!"

"What do you get when you cross an oven with a car? A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth."

"I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"

"Judge: Ms Spears, how do you plea? ""I'm not. that. innocent."" *frustrated defense counsel tosses like 9000 papers in the air*"

"Where do Pandas live? On the road to Extinction."

"Knock knock.... Whose there? Jesus Jesus who? Behold I stand at the door and knock...."

"I remember, before kids, saying funny things like, ""my kids won't be watching TV and they most certainly won't be eating chicken nuggets!"""

"My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out. hehehehehe"

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee"