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Joke of the Day
"TIFU. She was on top."
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"[Bookstore] Me: *hands over Tangled coloring book* Cashier: How old is your daughter? Me: [sweating nervously] Of course it is"
"What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand? Sinko de mayo"
"I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."
"Which religion lets you eat as much pizza as you want without getting fat?"
"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner... ...The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"How many dicks does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one but he will be a real asshole about it."
"Poor Will... Everyone's always firing at him. A joke my grandad would use on occasion."
"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"I used to hate facial hair... but then it grew on me."