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Joke of the Day
"I went to a feminist picnic recently It was terrible. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."
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"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"
"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."
"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."
"If you don't drink... ...then all of your stories suck and end with, ""And then I got home"""
"I'm not a racist Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"Two yrs ago I weighed 296lbs. Today I weigh 293lbs. Hard work makes dreams come true, folks."
"What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants? My iPhone 6"
"By saying you want a sandwich after sex you're letting me know you suck at sex because you expect me to be able to walk afterwards."
"Ladies, stop looking for a guy to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job."