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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts to."
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"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Timex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"[talking to bouncer] Me:let me in Bouncer: not after last time Me:would a Washington convince you? Bouncer: no George Washington: c'mon man"
"I have all these jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"My review of Ebert's latest venture: I give it 6 feet down"
"Rumours suggest Usain Bolt has been cheating on his wife. I'm amazed she hasn't caught him. Then I remembered that he can finish in 9.58 seconds."
"If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... What would you buy?"
"Perplexed student Told him he looked about as confused as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery."
"Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is around $643.27. Apparently"
"Everyday I walk to work by a Ferrari dealership, put my nose against the etched glass window and say, ""someday I'll own a window this nice."""