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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when a chemist has a really great winter break? Litmus"
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"I've decided to sell my vacuum cleaner... ...well, it was just collecting dust:)."
"Life is like a dry handjob. Sometimes its painful sometimes its enjoyable most of the time its hard but mostly your just happy it keeps goin"
"How ironic is it that gay marriage is legal, but conservatives are the ones getting butthurt?"
"What do you call a strongheaded female rapper, and a flatulent Spanish woman? One's a Queen Latifah, and one's a Queef Latina."
"Adulthood is the moment you switch from taking the occasional drug to trip out, to taking the occasional drug to feel normal."
"My brother just asked me what 'FAP' meant... Shit! Now I am starting to regret leaving comments on his missus facebook pics."
"I drank too much water I'm going to pee for it later."
"I bet gay people really hate it when their GPS tells them to ""Continue Straight."""
"In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money."