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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't sine cross the road? Cosecant"
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"I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles."
"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? Both have to smell it, but neither can taste it."
"They laughed at me when I bought Velcro sneakers but no one will be laughing when the great shoelace drought of 2044 comes"
"What's DJ Khaleds favourite number? 11, because it has another one"
"What does an excited karate pupil say to his friend when greeting him? HIYAH!"
"I wanted to make friends but I had no facebook So I went out on the street and started shouting what I cooked, ate or drank. Right now I've got 3 followers - two cops and a psychiatrist"
"Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say anything to John Cusack. Say you say me to Lionel Richie. Say say say to Paul McCartney."
"""Pray, love, eat."" -- A mantis"
"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And a table. And some chairs."