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Joke of the Day

"Good night cop: Want the light on or off? Sweet dreams kiddo. Bad night cop: You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep."

"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"

"What was Ol' Dirty Bastard's favorite vegetable? Nigga, peas!"

"What are two doctors with colds An ironic Paradox."

"I wish I had one original thought in life. Don't be sorry, everyone does."

"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."

"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"

"I asked for soundproof walls my mom also got me a straight jacket"

"It's hard telling how many Kleenex I've fathered."

"Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: ""Have another beer."""