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Joke of the Day

"Your password must be at least 8 characters long & contain a capital letter, a number, and a hideous personal secret."

"Does anyone remember Gotye? Now he's just somebody that we used to know"

"Do we even know if ducks can fart? We should put a guy on that."

"You know what else is pointless? Circles."

"My alphabet soup is full of typos. Go home Campbells; you're drunk"

"I love horror movies until it's time to do laundry in the basement and I have to run up the stairs before a scary force pulls me back down."

"An environmentalist group found a place with the world's highest recycling rate... /r/Jokes"

"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!"

"A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives it to him and he slams in down in one gulp. ""What do I owe ya?"" asks the neutron. ""For you? No charge."""

"The odds of being killed by a shark are 1 in 3,748,067. So if you know 3,748,066 people who haven't been killed by a shark: avoid the ocean."