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Joke of the Day

"I love horror movies until it's time to do laundry in the basement and I have to run up the stairs before a scary force pulls me back down."

"Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe."

"What do you call a nun that sleep walks? A roamin' catholic"

"What do you call a Chinese cameraman? Phil Ming"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Cokey But I turned myself around, and that's what it's all about."

"What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name You didn't hold the pillow down long enough."

"Coffee With No Cream A guy walks into a coffee shop. Waitress: What can I get you? Guy: May I get a coffee with no cream? Waitress: Sorry, we just ran out of cream. How about a coffee with no milk?"

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon."

"What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take? Polaroids."

"what did the faggot faggot the faggot? because faggot hahahaha"