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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make seizure salad!"
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"Why can't silverware go on good road trips? Because every time they set out, they eventually come to a fork in the road."
"What has four wheels and flys? A garbage truck."
"Only in New York will they pay $5 a bottle for cold water, but cry when it's free from the sky."
"If trump doesn't get the Republican nomination There will be hell toupe (Converted from another joke found in this board!)"
"I'm sorry I committed a home invasion but somebody had to do something about those carpets."
"officer it's my son's car ""just make it stop sir"" I don't know how ""can you call him"" I'll try *tries to dial while car bounces up and down*"
"I don't get scatological humor. That shit isn't funny to me."
"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"
"They say, ""the grass is greener on the other side..."" That's why Pablo, my landscaper, imports my marijuana."