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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every downvote... I'd be rich from this post."

"Q: What is a pig's favorite superhero? A: The Oinkredible Hulk."

"How many dead babies, does it take to change a lightbulb? ...not 7, because it's still dark in my basement"

"President Lincoln ""I'm going to miss you, President Lincoln,"" said John Wilkes Booth. Booth lied. He didn't."

"What's grosser than gross? When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!"

"What did the bird say in gratitude? ""Thank"", then it cooed."

"So I was driving home from work tonight, I saw a woman texting whilst driving. It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle at her car."

"TEN>NINE Doctor:"" I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient : ""What do you mean by 10?10 what?Months?Weeks?"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass"

"What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !"