222016

Joke of the Day

"Kids, rap music has been around since 1979, we've all heard it. You aren't being edgy by playing it loudly at an intersection."

"Damn my stomach is making really weird noises...I'm gonna go ahead and send a donut down there to check things out."

"What's the deal with Drake, first he was an actor now a rapper? Must have been all degrassi was smoking. I'll let myself out."

"A performative poet from Hibernia Rhymed himself into a hernia He became quite adept At this practice, except For the occasional non-sequitur"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff ba-dumm-tss"

"Why do melons insist on having big weddings? Because they just cantaloupe."

"Where are average people made? The satisfactory"

"Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says ""good move."""

"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, ""First offender?"" She replied: ""No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender."""