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Joke of the Day
"What does a sailor use to clean his clothes? Tide"
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"Three men walk into a bar, what's missing? The joke! Usually one would introduce this one with: ""I'm gonna tell you a joke"" - but since we are in /r/jokes here, the setup should be ok."
"These tweets are a lot better if you imagine them being read by Morgan Freeman."
"[NSFW] I know one woman who prefers uncut cocks... And that would be my mother, obviously."
"[stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations"
"Why don't Muslims fill out online forms? Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah."
"Marvel at this joke. What do you call an Asgardian instrument specialist with an attitude problem? A Thor Luthier."
"My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body 207, 206, 207, 206, 207......"
"A million dollar idea: Diapers for birds."
"Always bring a stopwatch to church, guys. You want the girl that spends the longest amount of time in confession."