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Joke of the Day

"My father held his temper very well.... Every time we would get mad, he would just count to 100. Then take my head out of the water."

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"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"
"I accidentally got my mom prego... :( She wanted Ragu."
"To the cars honking behind me, Sorry I held up the drive thru line for 5 minutes counting to make sure I got all 50 of my McNuggets"
"I'm not saying it's a bad idea to bring an Ebola patient to Atlanta, I'm saying everyone should leave Atlanta because I've seen this movie...."
"She said we needed to talk and... I said, ""Yeah, I think we should break up, too."" She said, ""About where to eat."" ""Oh,"" I said, ""Pizza?"""
"Omg like wtf -me, praying"
"RIP 2012 (2012-2012)"
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"Who let the dogs out? Sansa Stark"