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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying it's a bad idea to bring an Ebola patient to Atlanta, I'm saying everyone should leave Atlanta because I've seen this movie...."

"Go home North Korea, you're drunk."

"""Got any drugs or alcohol on you?"" ""yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"""

"I went to cinema last night and saw a movie about cheese. It was G rated."

"How good are the showers at Auschwitz? They're to die for."

"Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros."

"How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die? A Yeast Infection"

"I put the ""ate"" in chocolate."

"Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?"

"Mermaids who never get married eventually accumulate a bunch of catfish."