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Joke of the Day
"knock knock joke ""knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""jerry"" ""jerry who? ""jerry seinfeld"""
Next Joke
"Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min"
"I knew my camping holiday was doomed when I saw the people at the next pitch struggling with a torn ground sheet and bent pegs. It was a portent."
"I look at people sometimes and think..for real? That's the sperm that won?"
"It's hard to juggle work and a baby... ...without the baby getting a few paper cuts. I haven't left my room today."
"Bill Joe Armstrong (From Greenday) was walking down the street. A girl walked past him and said ""Wow, you smell amazing."" He replied: ""That's because I wore cologne, I wore cologne."""
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"
"I like to write ""made you look"" on folded pieces of paper and place them under car windshield wipers in parking lots."
"I put my root beer in a square cup Now it is just beer"
"What do you call a feminist that raps about women's rights? Feminem"