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Joke of the Day
"knock knock joke ""knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""jerry"" ""jerry who? ""jerry seinfeld"""
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"I got really hungry when we visited the Alpaca Farm, next time Alpaca lunch."
"The downside of having friends who love sarcasm and irony is that when we make plans I'm never entirely sure we really made plans."
"A lizard that can't walk: From what is it suffering? Reptile Dysfunction"
"A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills."
"What's the difference between American girls and Iranian girls? American girls get stoned BEFORE sex."
"What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight? Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out..."
"What did the White crayon say to the Black crayon? We make a GRAY team!"
"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."
"I finally stopped my roomate from biting his nails. All i had to do was make him wear shoes."