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Joke of the Day

"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."

"God created everyone to be different on the outside....... But then He got to China and became lazy."

"Why is PBS asking me for money? If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment."

"A man walks into a bar.... the bar is then raised to prevent anyone else from walking into it."

"What's dumber than a box of rocks? The hippie carrying them around"

"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|"

"There was a First Sergeant in the Army who didn't want to get a promotion.... ...Now he has a major problem."

"How do you call a sad coffee? A depresso... get it?"

"Did you know 80% of chinese have cataracts? The other 20% drive Rincolns."

"I'm badman! bad to whom? whoman!"