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Joke of the Day

"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays... edit: After googling I found out this joke already existed :|"

"In the spirit of bipartisanship and cooperation, I think Trump should offer Hillary Clinton an important role in his administration... Like the ambassadorship to Libya"

"why is Peter Pan always flying because he neverlands."

"84% of Schools Scored Below Average on SATs First person who gets this joke will be upvoted."

"Greatest joke ever !!! My life"

"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."

"The agony of dyslexia I stopped in to visit my dyslexic friend last night. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him: ""You idiot!"" ""You're supposed to turn your clock back!"

"McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead."

"I asked a pharmacist ""do you stock multicoloured tampons?"" ""Not since Brexit, they were made for brighter periods."""

"I like my women like I like my books. With big Titles."