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Joke of the Day

"No internet for 11 hours. I've written two novels, lost 15 pounds, and forgotten how to pronnounce ""gif."""

"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."

"If a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"

"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."

"The Les Miserables sequel is so much better. Hugh Jackman has knives in his hands and fights a bunch of ninjas and shit. No singing at all!!"

"Just a regular day in bank One day while in a bank, an old lady asked if i could help her check her balance so I pushed her over..!"

"What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !"

"What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? ""Who said talk is cheap?"""

"Two trucks carrying thesauruses got in a wreck... Onlookers were aghast, amazed, appalled, astonished, astounded, dismayed, offended, shocked, stunned, upset..."

"Q: What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts? A: A hobby horse."