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Joke of the Day

"If a clown farts.. Does it smell funny?"

"Speaking of dogs... There's a dog with no hind legs, and bollocks made of steel. So, this dog is coming down the street. Do you know what is the name of the dog? . . . . Sparky!"

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a 6 offender."

"turkey went out of the frying pan and into the fire only for Putin to put them in the oven"

"""Hey bro shotgun this beer"" No I don't drink ""You wanna be cool don't you?"" I don't drink ""C'mon NERD!"" Grandma PLEASE stop"

"A man trying to scam people into buying land in space was baffled when it didnt work. . . His sign read: 'SPACE AVAILABLE'"

"How many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"It's nice that lions don't mind looking like 80's rock stars."

"Everyone knows that lighting our farts is great, but when are we gonna be able to vape our farts?"