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Joke of the Day
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last hit was the wall."
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"Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair."
"ISIS frequently takes credit for random attacks even when they had nothing to do with them, making ISIS basically the Fat Jew of terrorism"
"The best thing about having a penis... is sharing it with people who don't."
"I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died... My wife asked me if Snape killed him."
"My boss incinerated that I use words incorrectly, applied that I was stupid & told me to watch my tardiness. I'm not even retarded."
"What did the scornful owl say? Twit twoo."
"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."
"How do you fix a deaf car? With an engin*eer.*"
"An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. ""Well sir"" replied the villager ""we ain't got one now. He died last week."""