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Joke of the Day
"What weapon is most feared by knights? A can opener."
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"I spend way too much time deciding on whether I should use ""Lol"", ""Lmao"", ""Rofl"", or ""Haha"" in my text message."
"I read somewhere that only 2/11 jokes are funny. Well, what I read was that 9/11 jokes are never funny, but I like to be positive."
"I hate circles. They're pointless."