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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood"

"Give weeds an inch... And they'll take a yard."

"There are only two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"[enter password] *Correct* [your password is incorrect] Me: ahh that's right *incorrect* Login Successful"

"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. Its not like I have 2020 vision. Sad part is this joke is only good for another hour."

"So I heard you just saw a play at Ford Theater, how was it? It was Mind-Blowing"

"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."

"I bet my butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."

"I heard a pun about German sausages... But it was the wurst pun I've ever heard."

"I've got 70 hobbies. '69'ing and fishing."