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Joke of the Day
"What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls? Ghost avocado."
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"What's the difference between a van and a minivan? A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids"
"How that we are engaged I hope you'll give me a ring. Of course. What's your phone number ?"
"What do astronauts put on their toast? Space Jam."
"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""
"Talking bout planets with my 8 yr old. He asked if you just plow thru Uranus because it's all gas. I cannot respond maturely."
"My grandparents, parents, and even my siblings have chronic diarrhea... runs in the family"
"X-post from /r/christianity t"
"Why do Catholics drink? ...because they're filled with the Holy Spirit"
"Rent in the city is getting ridiculous. I pay $775 to live in a barista's beard. I have 3 roommates."