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Joke of the Day

"What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls? Ghost avocado."

"What's the difference between a hockey player and a French woman? Hockey players shower after three periods."

"The other day someone left a piece of plasticine in my house. I didn't know what to make of it."

"My job blocked the Favstar website and I'm not sure if I should quit or take hostages. Haha! Jk. I'm totally taking hostages."

"Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory."

"What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice? Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder."

"What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common? They both want to bury their bone."

"How did the scientist like his guacamole? With lots of Avogadro!"

"Statistics show that 1 in every 10 people, is gay.... ... So that means, out of the 10 guys' cocks I've sucked, one of them had to be gay."

"I really need to stop making jokes about drugs... They always seem to fall snort."