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Joke of the Day
"What do you call allergy season without any Kleenexes? A tissue"
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"What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute."
"Did you know that the Shitzu and Bulldog breeds can never crossbreed ever? Just kidding, that's bullshit."
"Northern women have PMS Gals from the south have FTS. Fixin' to Start"
"Where do impoverished Italians live? In the spaghetto"
"Why is Smurfette the only smurf who recycles? She's the only one with a blue box."
"Some say cheetahs are the fastest animal at 60 mph. Not true. Dogs have been clocked at 18,000 mph when the Soviets launched one into space."
"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Because classical conditioning!"
"What is the official bird of love? The Swallow."
"A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but clear plastic wrap... Doctor: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""