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"Poop jokes... are the shit."
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"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"What do you call an obese psychic that works at a bank? A four chin teller"
"I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008"
"How many short term memory loss patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side.."
"As a guy, it's not that I have anything against psychiatric wards... I'm just afraid of commitment."
"""class... raise your hand if you know what ""getting laid"" means"" *room of 4th graders is silent* *kid with heelys raises hand*"
"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."
"What did the website say to the Google bot after their breakup? I knew you'd come crawling back to me someday."
"When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a ""mean drunk"" or a ""happy drunk."" Gets me out of it every time."