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Joke of the Day

"Poop jokes... are the shit."

"Jesus reading the list of sins OH MY GOD WHO DID THAT? OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS? ...Dying."

"Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because I didn't see you first."

"Now what's on the menu? Me-n-u"

"I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching."

"3 mods walk into a strip club [removed]"

"Public bathrooms are why parkour was invented."

"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."

"I just got to my Grandpa's house, we have a little talk about politics, and then he says we should watch something intelligent... And then He put on Fox News."

"5% of America thinks we're doing well. The other 95% thinks we could do gooder."