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Joke of the Day
"What is the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars."
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"If you feel like procrastinating... ...Just do it tomorrow instead."
"William Howard Taft was so fat... ...he sat in TWO branches of the federal government."
"Your porn name is your first pet and the street you grew up on? So my porn name is Glenn Beck? Fuck that shit!"
"Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish."
"Why did the hipster burn his tounge? Because he ate his food before it was cool."
"Listen to your instincts. Your gut is always right. It may be a little bloated sometimes...but it's right."
"A man told his doctor he has a small problem The doctor replied: ""Is it your penis?"""
"[chess tournament] RIVAL: [plays move] ME: [knocks board aside. punches rival in face] Chess! COMMENTATOR: He's won every round this way"
"What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? One US Leader"