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Joke of the Day
"Oedipal Arrangements ...just like your mom used to make."
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"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? *Choking Noises*"
"I went to a new zoo that has opened up in my area yesterday. Wasn't really worth it, they had one animal and it was a dog. Turns out it was a Shih Tzu."
"Amazing statistic. The new U2 album is the most deleted record in history."
"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"
"My doctor said I had 2 months to live So I shot him, the judge gave me 30 years"
"So a guy comes into my bar for a beer... I give it to him and he says, ""Hey! There's a fly in this!"" Embarrassed I look and say, ""Oh no, that's just Gnatty Lite."""
"Do they have any car wash in Albania? Yes. They call it ""rain"""
"DA: Where r my legal briefs? Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!"
"There were seven dwarves in a bath feeling happy Happy needed years of intensive therapy and counselling before eventually committing suicide"