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Joke of the Day
"My doctor said I had 2 months to live So I shot him, the judge gave me 30 years"
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"a man walks into a bar he falls to the floor unconscious. oldy, but a goody."
"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."
"Make little things count!... Teach midgets math!"
"After decades of intense research, scientists have finally figured out what a woman wants Unfortunately, she's since changed her mind."
"100% of car accidents happen within exactly five miles of something. If you're within five miles of anything right now, move."
"What's the difference between and egg and a wank? You can beat an egg."
"To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky."
"They say 'No news is good news,' but I think it just means I have a lazy paperboy."
"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."