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Joke of the Day
"My doctor said I had 2 months to live So I shot him, the judge gave me 30 years"
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"Australia beat England in their matchup in the Rugby World Cup. I guess you could say the prisoners beat the guards."
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"Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants."
"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."
"Why are ballerinas so vigilant? They are always kept on their toes."
"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"
"The movie 'Up' is utter bullshit. I tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die."
"With great power comes great electricity bill."
"What do you call an angry gay guy? Oxymoron. - I will see myself out"