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Joke of the Day

"How does Alfred call batman for dinner? Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!"

"I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down. So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma."

"Three guys walked into a bar... the fourth one ducked."

"What do you call a Vietcong that's been hit by napalm? Charlie Brown"

"Just said ""No you can't have an apple because you'll spoil the pizza that's being delivered very soon."" I shouldn't be allowed to parent."

"[Swims out to Sea] *sees shark* OH NO! *dolphins save me* Thanks dolphins! *dolphins ask for a tip [I'm broke] *they return me to the shark*"

"Life with erectile dysfunction is hard But really it isn't."

"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."

"Joke of the Day A baby seal walks into a club."

"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""