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Joke of the Day
"Joke of the Day A baby seal walks into a club."
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"A rabbit trap fell on my head. It got caught on my hair."
"What does a horny toad say? Rub it"
"Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you."
"Perhaps the darkest joke of all time. What happens when the sun goes down? It gets dark."
"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing Basketball? Juan on Juan"
"Nixon had to be photographed at an angle to make him appear upright. One of the drawbacks of him having a list."
"A Mexican and black person are in a car, who is driving? The cop"
"Follow your instincts, into the path of a moving train."
"Listen, kid. When you've spent 4 days eating cat food in a Vietnamese spin-fuck chair for phonics, we'll talk about hooked."