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Joke of the Day

"Life with erectile dysfunction is hard But really it isn't."

"What did the male mountain say to his wife? What's the Matterhorn-y?"

"""Church of England Formally Approves Female Bishops"". Congratulations British women! You can now move diagonally!"

"Her: I love that thing you do to make me moan. Me: *makes another plate of nachos*"

"I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move"

"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."

"I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered."

"The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave! He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral."

"FINISH THE SENTENCE!!! I woke up in a ditch and...."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? [Can be disturbing] The New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 10 seconds."