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Joke of the Day

"I bet ""jerk chicken"" is that chicken that cuts others off when the other chickens are trying to cross the road."

"""Open Mike Night"" sounded like a lot of fun until I realised I'd been invited to an autopsy."

"Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger? Because now his watch has ended."

"The early bird needs to shut the fcuk up."

"I'm trying not to get an erection... But it's hard."

"Whoever decided to print nutritional information on ice cream cartons should be arrested and tried for the murder of my happiness."

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"

"Why is wrestling stupid?? It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt...."

"I don't have a small penis... its just ""fun sized""."

"Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend? Because...bros before hose!"