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Joke of the Day
"Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza"
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"My English professor had a colonoscopy... Turns out he had colon cancer so he had to have surgery to remove the tumor. Now he has a semi-colon."
"Do you want to play a Russian drinking game? It's simple. If you see a Malaysian Airlines jet in the sky, take a shot."
"My ex-wife got a job in Huston giving back-rubs in Walmart She's the Texas Chain Store Massager"
"You must be 1/x, Because you are the rate of change of my natural log."
"*Throws caution to the wind* *gets covered in caution*"
"""Still upset about earlier?"" Yeah ""So you knocked over a few spaghetti boxes at the store. No big deal"" I WAS A WORLD JENGA CHAMPION, SALLY"
"How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? Wave to him"
"Some of my co-workers want to go hang out tonight. Trying to figure how to fake my death and still make it into work tomorrow."
"If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the entire country of Australia for 44 minutes."