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Joke of the Day

"I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction."

"Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello"

"""Waiter waiterthere's a hand in my soup."" ""That's not your soup sir that's your finger bowl."""

"What's the difference between my job and a dead hooker? My job still sucks"

"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."

"I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying."

"It takes a big man to cry but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

"Peter Mayhew will be reprising his role as Chewbacca in the next Star Wars movie! They said they wanted to cast the role to a veteran rather than a wookiee."

"Why do jews believe in God? Because Isreal."

"Did you hear about the guy who is half black and half Japanese? Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey."