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Joke of the Day
"""Waiter waiterthere's a hand in my soup."" ""That's not your soup sir that's your finger bowl."""
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"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Simple! Just kick his sister in the jaw!"
"100$ Bill 1st: Why are you late? 2nd: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. 1st: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? 2nd: No, I was standing on it."
"What got the apple into skydiving? Pear pressure."
"The HARDEST part about being a teenager? Probably having to sigh a second time when the first was too quiet."
"Two men and one woman are in a plane crash, and they end up on a desert island. The men have sex with the woman for about a week, and one day they stop. Why? Her body was starting to smell."
"Looks like someone spent more time at the gym than in English class..."
"Celebrity divorce statements remind us of the names they gave their kids. ""We want to focus on raising our children, Shoe and Turbo Pickle."""
"I used to be a banker But then I lost interest."
"What was the bridge player's political view? No-trump!"