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Joke of the Day

"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."

"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"

"Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!"

"You are no longer what you eat. You are now your browser history."

"Turkey shot down Syrian helicopter at the border. How did they train it to do that?"

"I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball."

"Tips for Guys on Valentine's Day: Tell your girl you already got somethingn and make her guess. She'll automatically list things she want."

"A man is with his wife... Just look at the first comment, the joke is probably better."

"When skinny girls say ""I'm so fat"" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree."

"Is your refrigerator running? Because if your fridge is moving on its own volition you have bigger fucking problems than the goddamn election"