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Joke of the Day

"*strips off clothes, stands on desolate highway holding sign saying ""Last Naked Guy For 75 Miles"""

"What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked? **Moo**lestation"

"Smoking is a scientific wonder! It kills people, but cures salmon."

"What did the counselor say to the hologram? ""You're projecting."" (From Star Trek Voyager)"

"If you play a Nickleback song backwards... you hear a message from the devil. Even worse, if you play a Nickleback song forwards. You hear a Nickleback song."

"I just laid on my cat's keyboard while he was working on a last minute PowerPoint presentation."

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"I wonder what chairs think about all day ""Oh, here comes another asshole"""

"Your momma's so fat. When she was born, the universe expanded."

"I heard the band Europe wrote a song about the days leading to the end-of-semester exams. It was the finals countdown. :D"