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Joke of the Day
"If a Danish Paraplegic ever attacks you.... Tell him to Lego"
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"""First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO"" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish"
"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."
"I'm a kleptomaniac, but it's ok... when it gets bad, I just take something for it."
"Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'"
"Everyone seems so happy for you until they realize your baby carrier is just filled with mozzarella sticks."
"I told my wife she shops too much, but she wouldn't listen. She's so damn clothes-minded"
"What do you call immigrants in Sweden? Swede-ish"
"What do you call a person who sexually identifies as a Xenomorph? An alie-kin"
"What did Victoria say to the tailor? I'm a Taylor too."