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Joke of the Day
"Jehovah's Witnesses were the original pop-up ads."
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"For anyone interested, you'll find my complete Windows 8.1 review below: Still sucks."
"What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger? Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?"
"Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!"
"My main job as a husband is to taste things that my wife thinks taste like they've gone bad and tell her if they taste bad."
"What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!"
"I dropped my iPhone in water and now I'm unable to make phone calls. So basically it's the same as it was before."
"What do you do with a Jew who has ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp"
"Why did the young ghost leave the party? Everyone started drinking boo's. ^^^Happy ^^^Halloween!"
"Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word ""wifi"" rather than ""le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils"" or some shit."