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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard I throw them."
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"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, i'm going in."
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"I once met a dyslexic who suffered from vertigo. Her name was Dizzy Spells."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"
"Wise Men Sea man came across a woman, there was a lot of cleaning up"
"If I cut a coupon out of the paper, get a code word from the radio, then watch a morning show & answer 3 questions, I get 10% off a coffee."
"A couple have a terrible accident and they both end up blind The guy turns to his girlfriend and whispers in her ear: I'm sorry, but we can't see each other anymore."