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Joke of the Day
"I just raped my hi hat White tssst scum"
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"I just purchased duct tape at the Dollar Store to fix all of the other shit I bought at the Dollar Store. Life is going exactly as planned."
"Nearly Christmas... PEOPLE say that every dog has its day. How right they are. We got a dog for Christmas, got bored with it and had it put down on Boxing Day."
"I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me."
"What is so bad about being half black and half asian? You can steal a car but you can't drive it."
"Policing the internet. Complaining to the police about something you've read on the internet is like suing a premium rate sex line for sexual harassment."
"If Jesus died for our sins then why are there so many popups when i try to watch a movie online illegally"
"I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll."
"What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl? Haitians"
"Grammer nazis are the worse. Thank you four you're time."