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Joke of the Day
"I just raped my hi hat White tssst scum"
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"If she's freaking out, kiss her forehead, hug her & call her beautiful.. If she growls, throw chocolate at her from a safe place"
"What if the last episode of ""House"" reveals it's all been the dream of a kid with lupus?"
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry gets to take the train back."
"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"
"So anyway, one of my favorite pastimes is not drowning."
"My 8 year old told me a really clever joke for once. What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk? A Star-Spangled Banner."
"what do you call a racist Mexican a member of the que que que"
"At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall"
"A frog literally just intentionally threw himself under my lawn mower I guess he wanted to Kermit suicide. I hate myself. I'm sorry."