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Joke of the Day
"I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop"
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"Thank god for smart phones I was getting tired or reading the back of shampoo bottles while in the bathroom"
"What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother."
"I am good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know ""Y"""
"The lazy river is my favorite ride at this amusement park. ""Ahhhhh!"" I scream as I float in a giant circle, not spilling my drink at all"
"Joke What did the one Angel say to the other? ""Halo"""
"A man says to his wife, ""I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad."" She thinks for a minute then replies, ""you have the biggest penis out of all your friends."""
"If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies He'll be rolling in his grave"
"If you don't need to change shirts after eating a hot dog you're not doing it right."
"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."