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Joke of the Day
"I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop"
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"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."
"Whats brown and rhymes with ""snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"My resolution last year was to lose 25 lbs. Anyone know how I can lose 50lbs in an hour and fifteen minutes?"
"The iPad Air is named after what's left in your bank account when you buy one."
"The only problem with kissing a perfect 10... ...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips."
"The Pythagorean Theorem, Newton's Third Law and Bernoulli's Principle walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""I'm not going to get this joke aren't I?"""
"Did you see the guy who didn't have a right hand? No, he left"
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"How do you know when your sister's on her period? NSFW When your dad's dick tastes like blood."