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Joke of the Day

"HOW I DRESS FOR UNIVERSITY First day of the week: brad pitt Last day of the week: homeless druggie"

"SOMEBODY: she had a boyfriend who looked like that girlfriend that you had in february of last year ME: what the hell are you talking about"

"I was sitting in the library... I was sitting in the library when a black guy came up to me, asking ""Where are the colored printers?"" I said ""Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"""

"What do hookers do on their night off: type?"

"Guys, what's the most funny offensive joke you know?"

"Who was the chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"

"FITNESS TIP: Set a regular gym schedule that's easy to keep up with. For example, I work out once every 4 years after I vote for president."

"You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps? Hah, gulag with that."

"I tried my best to prepare my girlfriend for dinner with my folks - Dad loved her, so did my sis, but mum said she could've done with another hour or so on a low heat."

"Snake walks into a bar. And the bartender says ''How did you do that?''"