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Joke of the Day

"FITNESS TIP: Set a regular gym schedule that's easy to keep up with. For example, I work out once every 4 years after I vote for president."

"What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common? They both hit the deck and flop like a fish."

"How did I find out my sister was on her period? I tasted her blood on my father's dick."

"Why are cows so horny? Cause they're always in the moo'd!"

"If I got $1 every time a woman said I was't her type, I could lead in the Republican Primary polls."

"Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you can still eat all the food you spill"

"Why do melons have traditional marriages? Because they cantaloupe"

"I was blessed with a rather large penis. That's when my local priest was arrested."

"What's the difference between kindergarteners and /r/Jokes? Kindergarteners are creative."

"I need help for some puns about toes! Please and thank you"