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"You think you can escape Stalin's prison camps? Hah, gulag with that."
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"Why do Scots wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"I asked my wife, "" why don't you tell me when you orgasm "" "" i don't like to call you when your at work """
"What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites. ""I am but a Yam"""
"Why do priests wear underwear in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed"
"[Dinosaur Rap Battle] We're gonna win this for sure! ""Wait, what kind of dinosaurs are we again?"" WE'RE RAPTORS! Jesus Christ Owen"
"Paper Dance Competition Boy : Hey, will you be my partner in a paper dance competition? Girl : Sure! Boy : Great, so we are on the same page."
"[wife frustrated] ""at least I didn't hook up the toilet wrong and tell everyone it's a bidet"""
"It's a bird. It's a plane. No its... ""Steve, you're fired. Air traffic control just isn't for you."""
"Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop."